‘Hedwig was kind of strange.. in a few minutes Harry realized someone tore her pawns off together with the letter.’
-Voldemort, is that you?
‘She was graceful as a cat, strong as a wild boar, quick as a cheetah, and finally, beautiful as a hamster.’
Sirius turned to the council, showing off his dignity. They were impressed.
something is wrong..- Harry assummed looking at the big blood pool.
Voldemort, I’ll kill you! Whoever you are ! (harry’s epic speech)
He was a dark wizard and even knew some dark spells.
‘Do you… do you feel anything?’-asked Harry, crying.
‘Did I…did I loose my leg?’
‘No, Ron. Both.’
Hermione gently touched Harry’s cheek with her tongue. Something told him it was not a friendly kiss.
Harry looked at Moaning Myrtle appreciatively, but suddenly realized that with Hermione in this case would be more convenient.
Lord Voldemort was shocked when Hermione pulled two balls out of him.
*actually she was meant to pull out two eggs or phoenix*
Hermione leaned over the fallen wand and acutely felt Draco basely took advantage of it.
‘Hermione, quickly, catch the wand!’
‘Caught! What is it?’
Avada Kedavra is so deadly that the person dies.
‘Here, Hermione, suck my, it’s more tender.’ *well, the drink, obviously*
With knowledge of what she’s doing, Hermione has unbuttoned Ron’s robe, but after fumbling for a while, hasn’t found anything even vaguely resembling.
‘Harry, kiss me..’
Biting her lip, Harry gently pushed it into Hermione’s mouth. *a cure*
haha, so these are my favourite bloopers from different Russian Harry Potter fanfictions translated by me.. I tried my best, but I still think in Russian it’s loads funnier.
ahhh and forgive me all my grammar mistakes.. I wasn’t teached anything about punctuation in English.. so.. sorry D:
there is honestly no need in saying me this because you want to ‘communicate’ or whatever. you said you’d like a more private speak.. just write with your name:)
and I did never said I am perfect, and I can’t really ‘control’ the attention I get. I know I have to improve more and I know I have to learn so much more… your messages don’t really make any difference:3
well… it might not be THAT accurately. I just erased the parts I didn’t need:)
Genius.. there’s a link in my faq to it’s photo:)
well.. for me it doesn’t matter, really… my mother though finds it LOADS harder.. all her lines turn out really clumsy.. so..it’d different for everyone:)
why do you always like me when I don’t care about you?
just tell me
I think I just love you.