That's rough, buddy.
My friend Zack has a theory:

textbookenigmatic:

sublimesublemon:

Captain Jack is the Face of Boe.

Captain Jack cannot die.

Captain Jack was once a Time Agent, or pretends to be one.

Captain Jack wears a vortex manipulator.

Dorium Maldovar sold River a vortex manipulator “fresh off the wrist of a handsome Time Agent.”

Dorium Maldovar works with the Headless Monks from time to time.

The Headless Monks decapitate people.

The Face of Boe is a head with no body.

that moment when you realize that the whole show is basically about Captain Jack.

Reblogged 1 year ago from whatthefuckjazmine (Originally from sublimesublemon)
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    More genius writing in Doctor Who
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    Even though I like your theory, I though I’d make a few points: Part of Jack’s immortality is that his cells regrow,...
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    This explains so much! How did I not REALISE THIS BEFORE??!?!??!
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    ^This!!!!!
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    Seems legit
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